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theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

(via thatmindl3sschick)

ruinedchildhood:

 

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

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Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

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remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

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they put squidward in hell

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Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

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Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

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Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

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lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

(Source: redsuspenders, via highclass-mistress)

niknak79:

Well played Mr.President

(via briannawalksthemoon)

ludacrisp:

WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO

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(via ohsolovelytwin)